Would you??
Would you use it as a mat?
Would you place it on your chair?
Would you use it for your hair?
Would you give it to your Mister?
Would you use it to hit your sister?
Would you lay on it for a rest?
Perhaps you'd use it for a nest?
Whatever the reason, whatever you choose,
Please, please, please, please make a bid, you cannot lose.
All auction details here.
HUGE apologies to Dr Seuss.