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The silly billy dress ll.

So we all agreed it was a great idea to have another go at the silly billy dress. But how come none of us thought that it might not be such a brilliant idea to make it out of the same sheet that Pepper got stuck in last time, and had to be cut out of?

When I walked towards her with the new version wanting her to try it on so I could work out the hem length, she screamed and ran in the opposite direction. 'I don't like the silly billy dress, I don't like the silly billy dress,' she shouted at me over her shoulder.

I tried to convince her that this was not the silly billy dress but a new, nice dress but she didn't believe me.

In the end, I bribed her with a piece of banana bread.

As soon as she finished eating she asked to get changed. When she saw the dress lying on the floor next to her she said to me 'That is not the silly billy dress, that is the banana bread dress!'